Shit Happens.

"You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger."
— Unknown (via ciggars)

just-about-to-break:

Painfully accurate model of the solar system if the moon were the size of a single pixel.

The wit is absolutely fantastic.


teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

posted 1 day ago via hi · © youneedthelord with 377,105 notes

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swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job



d0nn0:

ajantas:

I’ve been dancing since 10 I feel like I’m gonna puke

But you are 17 now so thats a long time of feeling sick

posted 1 day ago via relahvant · © ajantas with 3,341 notes

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

posted 1 day ago via bloodbending · © batcii with 99,768 notes



zooeydeschannoying:

ariana grande needs to calm down

zooeydeschannoying:

ariana grande needs to calm down


iampietromaximoff:

agentinconvenient:

captain-kimball:

iampietromaximoff:

Rooster Teeth AU where everything is the same except all the employees are replaced with Gus wearing various wigs

And gus isnt gus, he’s cardboard cutout gus

Someone make sure they see this and make a short

I think a recap would be funnier


doctor-sherloki-potter:

krystl-meth:

clarknokent:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.

RARE!

i might take his last bit of advice ^_^


homullilly:

Someone do audio of this

homullilly:

Someone do audio of this


scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not