Shit Happens.

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards


spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

posted 2 hours ago via relahvant · © despute with 77,484 notes


kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.


lmaoalien:

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

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lovetidalwave:

thetowngossip:

oh. my. god.

Total mindfuck



californiabrenna:

frail-skin:

howthehoolychillz:

pleatedjeans:

This is Why We Have Dogs (22 Pics)

I’m going to fucking cry.

Seriously sobbing

I fucking love dogs


thegestianpoet:

"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 


wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person


dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes


limapayen:

WHBAHT TUS THIS

limapayen:

WHBAHT TUS THIS

posted 6 hours ago via loutxmmo · © limapayen with 5,826 notes

Track Title: Palo Alto

Artist: Devonté Hynes

Album: Palo Alto (Music From The Motion Picture)

fitoraemusic:

Devonté Hynes // Palo Alto from the original motion picture Palo Alto (2014)


dashconballpit:

i practice bisexuality because i want to be a better bisexual. a faster bisexual. a stronger bisexual. i came here to WIN